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Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See there, baby? That's 1000 pounds of Dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to leave?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
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Star Wars Remastered
The Top 15 Surprises in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"
15. New scene in which Chewbacca teaches Han Solo how to lick himself.
14. He might not sound as fearsome as before, but that Primatene Mist of Darth Vader's seems to have helped his breathing immensely
13. Added scene in which Tonya Harding whacks Princess Lea on the knee with a light saber.
12. Luke accused of killing ex-wife and advised by Obi Wan to "Use the Fifth, Luke."
11. The commercial tie-in appearance of Jabba's big brother, Pizza the Hut.
10. Newly-colorized Darth Vader is mauve.
9. C3PO has a conspicuous "Intel Inside" sticker on his shiny brass ass.
8. Han, Luke, Obi-Wan and C3PO now sporting bitchin' goatees.
7. New scene where Luke shakes JFK's hand and tells him he has to pee.
6. Jabba the Butt-head saying, "Hehe...hehe...she said, 'Lay ya.'"
5. Revealing scene in the bathroom shows how "Han Solo" got his name.
4. During one lonely night, Princess Lea finds R2D2's special attachment.
3. Anti-fur activists from planet PETA spray Chewbacca with red paint.
2. The X-Wing pilot who blows up the Death Star? Richard Jewell.
And the Number 1 Surprise in the Re-Mastered "Star Wars"...
1. Dismembered victim of Obi-Wan Kenobi's light saber in bar scene none other than John Wayne Bobbitt.
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Feeling Blue
Q: What do you call a guy with a blue penis?
A: A tight-fisted wanker.
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