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Little Johnny Wants to Know About Babies

Little Johnny comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, "From the stork of course!" The little guy thinks for a few seconds and then asks, "But mom, who fucks the stork?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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Professor of Dirty Jokes

There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women in the class decided to walk out the next time he started. The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he walked in and said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the one about the shortage of whores in India?" With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. "Wait, ladies," cried the professor, "The boat doesn't leave until tomorrow!"

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (India Jokes)
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Nymphomaniac Afterglow

Q: What does a nymphomaniac say after she's had sex?
A: Do all you guys play for the same team?

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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