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Craig's List - Robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.
The robot is back on Craig's list.

Categories: Jokes about Families , Sex Jokes , Technology Jokes
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True Rednecks on Halloween?

Q:  What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
A:  Pump kin.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Redneck Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Riddles
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Heffner Seance

The Heffner family recently held a seance at the Playboy mansion and successfully contacted their father. He had one urgent message and requested that his family get the word out immediately.
The message is: "Tell the Muslims there aren't any virgins left."

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Submitted BY: RichK
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