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Red Ring

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Please help me! I've got a problem." The doctor examines the man and finds a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area."It's all cleared up," the man reports when he returns. "What was that medication you gave me?" "Lipstick remover."

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Yogurt and Oysters

Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?
A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

Categories: Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Thirty Years Later...

A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel, in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, "What's the matter?" He says, "Thirty years ago I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it looks like it can't wait to eat me."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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