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Tampon for Lesbian
Q: What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampon is for?
A: For flossing after eating.
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Clinton's Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore. So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. "Hello Ms., could you please come in here and fix my clock". Of course, she innocently agreed. She walked into the office, and looked around. "Where's the clock sir?", she asked. Suddenly, the president stood up and dropped his pants. "That's not a clock Mr. Clinton!", she exclaimed. "It will be", he replied, "Once you put two hands and a face on it !".
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What Is The Difference
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions. "Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked." "The same as the short ones, honey."
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