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Can't Talk Now

A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings. The husband answers it, to find out it is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter.  He says, "She cannot talk rrright now, she 'as a frog in ze thrrrought."

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Blowing Chunks

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: "Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks."  2nd guy: "Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!" 3rd guy: "That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!" 1st guy: "No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog."

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Beyond Impotent

Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. "I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?" "Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also burned his tongue and broke his finger."

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