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Gorilla On A Barstool

A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla sitting on a barstool. The man asked the bartender what the gorilla was doing in the bar so the bartender showed him. He took out a bat and hit the gorilla over the head with it. The animal instantly dropped down and gave the bartender blow job. The Bartender then asked the man if he would like to try it. The man said "Sure, but please don't hit me quite so hard".

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8 Day Blow Job

Q: What do you call a blow job that lasts for 8 days?
A: Hanukkah Lewinsky.

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Blowjob Punishment

A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a blowjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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