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Blowing Chunks

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: "Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks."  2nd guy: "Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI!" 3rd guy: "That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed!" 1st guy: "No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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Light Bulbs For Dinner

Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!" "Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has light bulbs for dinner!" "Really?" "Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Blonde on the Ladies Toilet

Q: Why was the female blonde confused while going to the ladies toilet?
A: She had to pull her own pants down

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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