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Oh Say Can't You See

A guy sees a classified ad that says "Will give Blow Job while singing the Star Spangled Banner at the same time." The guys thinks to himself that it sounds interesting and unbelievable, and so decides to pay her a visit. She lets him in and says that the lights have to be off. So she turns the light off and starts sucking his dick. All of a sudden he hears the Star Spangled Banner, clear as day. He really wants to know how she is doing this so he flips on the lights. All he sees on the floor is a glass eye.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Whiskey and MJ

Q: What does a good whiskey have in common with Michael Jackson?
A: It's also a seven-year-old liquor.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Yo Mama - Silence

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes)
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