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Blonde Operation

A young blonde lady is in the hospital for an operation.  She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"
He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde)
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Fulfilling a Promise

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter. Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!" She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that BJ I promised you? Here it comes..."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Money Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Difference Between Blonde and Mosquito

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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