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Glucose Lesson
A professor is lecturing a class and says, "Today's lecture will be about glucose. Glucose is sugar and can be found in lots of stuff. For example, semen, candy, etc." A blonde girl responds with, "How come you can't taste sugar in semen?" The professor says, "Well, sweetie, that's because you don't have taste buds in the back of your throat."
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Blowing Bubbles
Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess? You were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."
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Buckwheat Lets The Cat Outta the Bag
One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teacher walked in, and said, "good morning class. Today we are going to play word games. I'm going to give you a word and I want you to put it in a sentence for me." She said "Spanky you're first. Your word is football." Spanky stood up and proudly said
"I threw the football," and sat down. The teacher said
"very good Spanky." Then the teacher said, "Darla, you're next. Your word is pretty." Darla stood up and said,
"I think I'm very pretty!" Then she sat down. Then the teacher called on Buckwheat. She said,
"Buckwheat, you're next. Your word is dictate." Buckwheat stood up looked at Arial, and said,
"Hey Darla! How'd my dic tate last night?
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