Top 5 Men In A Woman's Life

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are

1. Doctor.
2. Dentist.
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.

A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?" A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it’s up?" A Bank manager says "don’t take it out you’ll lose interest"!

Free Police Lollipop

An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in. The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?" The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop." So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!" "Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"

President Clinton's House

Q: Did you hear that former President Clinton is buying a house in North Carolina?
A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.