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President Clinton's House

Q: Did you hear that former President Clinton is buying a house in North Carolina?
A: He can't decide which city to live in: Blowing Rock or Morehead City.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Riddles
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Hundred Dollar Tattoo

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick. "Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist. "Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

Categories: Money Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Think Quality

A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a hair lip. And, there were still 5 shaves left!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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