Sex Jokes - Masturbation Jokes

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Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?" He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

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Masturbate

Q: What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?
A: "I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

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Professional Fisherman

Q: What do you call a professional fisherman?
A: A master baiter.

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