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Best Kind Of Sex

A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active sex life. He said He had a wife, several mistresses, masturbated, and had wet dreams all the time. The doctor asked which he liked best. He Replied, " Wet Dreams, you meet a much higher class of people in them."

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Dictaphone

A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?" He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."

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Masturbate

Q: What does a guy say when he's going to masturbate?
A: "I'm gonna to go hit the sack!"

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