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The Patient and the Biscuit Tin

Patient:  Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?
Doctor:  Yes... You're fucking crackers!

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New Jockeys

Q: What is Jockey calling their new underware for men experiencing nocturnal emissions?
A: Dreamcatchers

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Best Kind Of Sex

A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active sex life. He said He had a wife, several mistresses, masturbated, and had wet dreams all the time. The doctor asked which he liked best. He Replied, " Wet Dreams, you meet a much higher class of people in them."

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