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AIDS on the Toilet
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
A: If you sit down before the other guy gets off.
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A man walks into a pub...
A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"I've just had my first blow-job, I'll have a large whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it. "Same again?" asks the barman. "Okay" says the man and downs the second. He then orders a third and a fourth and downs them both. In fact in total he downs 27 whiskeys. "Do you want another?" asks the barman. "No I don't think so", says the man, "If 27 whiskeys won't take away the taste I don't think that another one will!"
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No Rest on this Island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man would take two women a day and they would allow him to have Sundays off.
One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued at last. The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out, the first guy said, "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU!" To which the second guy responded, "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too." first man exclaimed, "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"
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