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Governor's Halloween Party

One Halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry were there and as they arrived the doorman would announce what there characters were. When one couple arrived he announced "Mickey and Minnie Mouse". As the next couple arrived he announced "Tarzan and Jane" and so on as each guest arrived. Later in the evening a man arrived dressed only in a pair of underpants but apart from that totally naked from head to toe. "Who do you think you are?" demanded the doorman. Having ascertained that the man was indeed an invited guest from the local university CS department the doorman asked "How shall I announce you?" The man said, "I'm premature ejaculation" "I'm very sorry sir", said the doorman in obvious shock, "I cannot announce anything like that to such a gathering." "O.K." said the professor. "Just say I came in my pants"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Anonymous

Sneezing Disease

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and then once more opened his fly, grabbed his penis and wiped it off. The lady could not believe it, and being too shy to mention it, she thought to herself, "If he does that again, I'm definitely going to mention it." Well, guess what? About 10 minutes later, Ian sneezed again and proceeded as before. She turned to Ian and said, "That is disgusting! Must you do that in front of me?" Ian apologized and explained that it was a medical condition, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm," he explained. "Really, what do you take for that?" she asked. Ian replied, "Pepper."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
Anonymous

You're What?

A recent survey shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: "You're WHAT?!?!?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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