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Deer Nuggets -Riddles

Q: Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?
A: Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Frosty's Pants are Down

Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snow blower coming.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Scottish Tourist

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He can't run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Baseball Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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