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99 Condoms

A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where a lady pharmacist is filling prescriptions. When she finally gets around to helping him he says, "I'd like 99 condoms please." With a surprised look on her face the pharmacist says, "99 Condoms!? Fuck me!" To which the guy replies, "Make it 100."

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Woman's Smart Mouth

Q: What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
A: Einstein's penis.

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Barbie Doll to Britney Spears

Q: What did the Barbie doll say to Britney Spears?
A: Hey, you don't have a bra on!

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