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A Woman Comes Home
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live. "That's terrible!" said her husband, "What would you like to do during your last hours? I'll try to make it as memorable as possible for you."
"Well," she said, "First, I want to take a long romantic walk, then have a quiet dinner at my favorite restaurant and then go to bed with you and make passionate love all night long!"
"Gee, Honey." said her husband, "I don't know about that 'all night long' stuff. After all, I'm gonna have to get up in the morning and you won't"
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Cat and Chicken to Heaven
A cat and a chicken die but end up in the wrong heavens. The cat is in chicken heaven and the chicken is in cat heaven. There is a river between the two heavens and they both must cross it to get to their rightful place. The chicken flies over to his heaven without a hitch, but when the cat tries to cross over, he falls in and gets totally wet.
Q: What's the moral of the story?
A: When there's a happy cock, there's a wet pussy.
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Sensitive Part
Q: What's the most sensitive part of your body when you masturbate?
A: Your ears.
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