Brand Name Condoms

Which condom would you use?

• Nike Condoms: Just do it.
• Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
• Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
• Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
• Mentos Condoms: The fresh maker.
• Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
• Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
• Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
• Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
• Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
• Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
• New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
• Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
• EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going
• KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
• Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
• Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Vibrator Or Soybeans?

Q: What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes!!!!

The Parrots

A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all they did was read the Bible. He thought perhaps they would be a good influence on the two females. So they put the four parrots together. So, the females yelled at the male parrots, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?" One male parrot said to the other, "Put the Bibles away! We've made it to heaven!"