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Men and Women Qualities

Q: Why do men walk so fast?
A: They've got three legs!
Q: Why do women talk so much?
A: They've got two mouths!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Riddles
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Looking for Love

An woman walks into a drug store and asks the man behind the counter if they sell extra large condoms. The clerk looks at the woman quizzically, but shrugs and tells her "Yes, we do. They're right here behind the counter." The woman thanks the clerk and sits down in a nearby chair. The clerk asks the woman, "Is there something else I can help you with, Ma'am?" The woman winks and smiles at the clerk and says "No, thank you. I'm just waiting here to see who buys them".

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Prize Convertible

There was this boy in high school that was what you would consider a nerd. Anyway he had his own lab in the basement of his home and one night he came up and said, "Dad look what I made." So he poured a flask of fluid into a pot of soil and instantly grass started to grow.
Of course his dad was really impressed with this and asked his son if he can make something to make his penis grow.
His son thought for a minute and said that if he did then dad would have to buy him a convertible. Dad agreed.
The next night the son came out of the basement and gave his dad a vial. The next morning his father came to him and told him that he had something to show him. They went to the front yard and the boy saw a cherry red ferrari.
The son looked at his dad and said, "I only asked for a convertible."
The dad replied, "The convertible is in the garage. The Ferrari is from your mother."

Categories: Sex Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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