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Green Grocers
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Phoenix reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the Green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about."
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Submitted BY: RichK
Cloned Threesome
My boyfriend wants to have a threesome. So I told him when cloning is legal, then he can have one.
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Submitted BY: happygurl77
Blonde and a Shower
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.
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