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Old Lady's Panties

Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."

Categories: Old Age Jokes , Food Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Good and Bad Girls

Q: What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
A: A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Riddles
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Dog Story

A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night. The woman on the other end of the phone said, "My wee puppy is together with the dog from next door and I can't get them apart." The vet asked her if she tried throwing a bucket of water on them. She said "Yes, but it didn't work." He said, "Did you try hitting them with a broom." She said, "Yes, but that didn't work either." He then said, "Well Ma'am here's what you do. Hang up. I'll call you back. When the phone rings, they will separate." She said, "Do you really think that will work?" He said, "Well it just did for me!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Veterinarian Jokes )
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