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I Spy

Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making love: "Wow, look at them! And we are not allowed even to stick a finger in our nose!"

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes
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Elton John

Q: Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?
A: Because he was trying to cut down to one fag a day!

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Ride Home

This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop. An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car. He drives over and says he'll give her a ride home. On the way he looks her over and says "You're a pretty good looking old broad. I'll pay you ten bucks for a piece of ass."
She says "What???!!!" But then thinks that the old age check isn't due for 5 more days, so she agrees.
They are lying on the bed after it's over having the usual smoke, and he says to her "Geez if I had known that you were a virgin I would have offered you $20.00!"
She looks back at him and says "If I had know you could get it up I would have taken off my pantyhose!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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