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Asian Cars and Women
I'm a man that likes my women like I like my cars... Asian.
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Little Johnny and the Teacher
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class, "What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?" Two children raised their hand. One was little Johnny. Hesitant to pick on him, she chose little Mary. "I think your heart goes first because, that's were your emotions of love are." "Very interesting," replied the teacher. Seeing no one else had their hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him. "I think your feet go up first." Confused, but relieved, the teacher said, "Why is that?" Johnny replied, "Once when I walked in my parents room I saw my dad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying, "Oh God!"
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Mirror, Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light and her boobs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror mirror on the door, make my "manhood" touch the floor!" Again, there's a bright flash and both his legs fall off.
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