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Rosie O'Donnell Arrested

Q: Did you hear why Rosie O'Donnell got arrested?
A: Airport security lifted up her dress and found 200 pounds of crack.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes)
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Making Love in the Dark

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night -- only to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?" "Honey, let me explain..." "Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -" "Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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What's for Dinner?

The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched provocatively on the sofa, dressed in a negligee. "Guess what I have planned for dinner?" she asked seductively. "And don't you dare tell me you had it for lunch today."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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