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Clinton's Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries so they will know what he really wants, but everyone else will ignore. So one day, he hires a new secretary, and then calls her over the intercom. "Hello Ms., could you please come in here and fix my clock". Of course, she innocently agreed. She walked into the office, and looked around. "Where's the clock sir?", she asked. Suddenly, the president stood up and dropped his pants. "That's not a clock Mr. Clinton!", she exclaimed. "It will be", he replied, "Once you put two hands and a face on it !".
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Wedding Night
The wedding night should be like a good chicken meal, a little bit of breast, a little bit of leg... and a lot of stuffing!
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Meteorologist & Sex Life
Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman's sex life have in common?
A: They're both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.
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