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Gorilla On A Barstool
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla sitting on a barstool. The man asked the bartender what the gorilla was doing in the bar so the bartender showed him. He took out a bat and hit the gorilla over the head with it. The animal instantly dropped down and gave the bartender blow job. The Bartender then asked the man if he would like to try it. The man said "Sure, but please don't hit me quite so hard".
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Top 10 Halloween
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty
10. She's a goblin!
9. I'd like to get a little something sweet in the sack.
8. Let me see your bag....wow! You're having a great night!
7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch
5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
4. Show me your JuJuBees and I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth
2. You scared me stiff!
1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
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Sin or Shame
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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