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Condom Size Test

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. "What size?" asks the clerk. "Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in Aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch and yells, "Medium!" Mortified, the guy hurries over to pay and quickly leaves. Another guy comes in to buy condoms and gets sent to Sophie in Aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays and leaves. A high school kid comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" Embarrassed, the kid says, "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie. A few minutes later, Sophie yells, "Cleanup in Aisle 4!"

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Very Short Lists

Very Short Lists:

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  3. List of DR's who do gratis Brain Surgery
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  21. List of People who have been in a UFO and are not crazy
  22. List of People who can whistle while drinking beer
  23. List of Pregnant Men
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  25. List of Women who drink 24 beer while watching 3 football games
  26. List of Women who can out shoot, & skate Wayne Gretzky
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God Gave Women Belly Buttons

Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?
A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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