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Back In The Closet

A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother that he is sure she will be happier since he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, "I suppose it would be too much to hope that she would be Jewish?" He tells her that not only is the girl Jewish, but she’s from a wealthy Beverly Hills family. She admits she is overwhelmed by the news, and asks, "What is her name?" He answers, "Monica Lewinsky." There is a pause, then his mother asks, "What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?"

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Jungle Gaiety

Q: What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal?
A: A head hunter!

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Signs You Are A Loser

  1. Your dog rather rub up against the wall than have you pet it.
  2. All the numbers in your little black book start with "1-900."
  3. Due to excessive hazing and ridicule, you decided to drop out of the Origami Club.
  4. You were almost involved in a threesome, but your left hand fell asleep.
  5. Fantasizing out loud before falling asleep is your idea of "pillow talk."
  6. Your personal ad reads: "Seeking Anybody."
  7. Next to your name in the phone directory, the phone number is replaced with the phrase "Who cares?"
  8. You look forward to the dinner time calls from telemarketers.
  9. The last time you were invited to a party, you were grooving to the lyric, "Put your right foot in, take your right foot out."
  10. You spent last summer following around the 2000 Bible Belt Trekkie Convention Tour.

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