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Witch to Believe

A guy embezzled money from his company and was about to jump off a bridge, when an old hag appeared and told him she was a witch, and would put the money back if he would sleep with her. He did, and was ready to go back to work, believing his problems were solved, when the old hag who was in bed smoking a cigarette asked him, “Sonny, aren’t you too old to believe in witches?”

Categories: Work & Office Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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Submitted BY: jerryrosenberg

Viking Booty Call

Normally I'd be raping and pillaging, but you make me want to be a better man.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

Woman to the Gynecologist

A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is awfully nervous. When the doctor comes into the examining room, he notices immediately that she's very tense. "Listen, dear. I know this must be scary for you. Do you want me to give you some thing to numb you down there?" The girl doesn't say anything, but just nods her head yes. So the doctor removes her underwear, puts his mouth in her crotch.
"Numb, numb, numb, numb, numb..."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes)
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