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Back To Back Lovemaking

Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, "You'll never believe it, dear, but I've discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking." "Really," said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. "What is it?" "Back to back." "But that's crazy. We can't do anything back to back." "Yes we can. I've persuaded another couple to help out."

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Norman and Barry

Norman and  Barry got married in California. They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they went back to Norman's Mom and Dad's house for their first married night together. In the morning, Little Johnny, Norman's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Norman and Barry are up yet. She replies, 'No'. Little Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to  school.'
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks  his mom, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?' She replies, 'No.' Johnny  says, 'Do you know what I think?' 
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school' 
After school, Little Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Norman and Barry up yet?' His mom says, 'No.' He asks, 'Do you know what I think?' His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.' He says: 'Last night Norman came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue.'

Submitted BY: JohnT

Two Buddies

Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for a long time. The married one goes up and comes down and says "My wife is much better". "Alright" goes the other guy, "Let me go try the same woman." Well he goes and screws the whore, comes than says to his buddy, "You are right man, your wife is much better."

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