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Those Dumb Blondes
Q: What does a blonde do after she finishes sucking c**k?
A: Spits out the feathers.
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Gay Men Farting
Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum a ride. A truck driver picks them up. After a while the first gay man asked in a very gay voice, ''Please sir can I fart?'' The truck driver then says, ''Yeah sure who cares.'' So the gay guy goes ''POOF'.' Then the second gay man asks if he can fart. The truck driver says he doesn't care and the second gay man went ''poof'.' Then the big truck driver goes to the gay men and says, "Ok gentlemen can I fart?" The gay men say right on and the truckdriver lets it blow. The fart was huge and smelly and loud. The gay men then say, ''He is obviously a virgin.''
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Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to amuse himself. After a while he picks it up, and a pissed off genie emerges. She says "normally I grant 3 wishes, but in your case, you son of a bitch, I am going to grant only 1." He thinks a minute and says - "OK, I want to wake up with 3 women in my bed." She says "So be it!" and disappears back into the bottle. Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hilary Clinton. He has no penis, a broken leg, and no health insurance!
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