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The Plan

"First," said the playboy, "I'm going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose." "Oh no you're not," said the girl. "Then I'll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks." "Oh no you're not." "Then I'll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks." "Oh no you're not." "Then I'm going to make violent, passionate love to you." "Oh no you're not." "And I'm not going to wear a condom either!" said the guy ."Oh yes you are!" said the girl.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Missus with a Pit Bull

Q: What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
A: Your very last head job.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Shower Talk

A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says, "These are nice, but if they were a bit firmer you could walk around without a bra for me." Then the husband pats her butt and says, "This is nice, but if it was a bit firmer, you could walk around without panties for me." The wife turns around to her husband, grabs his groin and says, "This is nice, but if it was a little bigger, I wouldn't need your brother."
 

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
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