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A Woman Comes Home

A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news that she has only 18 hours to live. "That's terrible!" said her husband, "What would you like to do during your last hours? I'll try to make it as memorable as possible for you."
"Well," she said, "First, I want to take a long romantic walk, then have a quiet dinner at my favorite restaurant and then go to bed with you and make passionate love all night long!"
"Gee, Honey." said her husband, "I don't know about that 'all night long' stuff. After all, I'm gonna have to get up in the morning and you won't"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes)
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Gay Guy on an Airplane

Q: What do you call a gay guy on an airplane?
A: A fruit fly.

Categories: Airplane Jokes , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
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Women's College Sex Class

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges, concluded, "...and remember, young ladies, you represent not only your own honor but that of the school. When approached by young men, ask yourself: Is an hour's pleasure worth a lifetime of disgrace? Now, are there any questions?" A young lady immediately raised her hand and said, "Tell me, how do you make it last an hour?"

Categories: Sex Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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