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What Tax?

This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it." "What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know..." "What do you want?" "I need some protection, alright??" "What size?" "Size? I dunno... Whatever is considered average I guess." "That'll be $2.35 including tax." "Tacks?! Tacks?! I thought they stayed on by themselves!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Condom Choices

A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze. "Silver," she said. "Why not gold?" "Because I want you to come second for once!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
Anonymous

Six Inch Nose Three Inch

It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It all stems from the Paula Jones case. The spokesperson remarked that it would be impossible for a woman with a six inch nose to give a blow job to a person with a three inch dick.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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