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Snoring Solutions

This lady goes to a vet and learns that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's penis he'll roll over and stop snoring.
The next night her dog is snoring so she goes to the kitchen and gets a red ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis. His snoring stopped. Later on that night her husband is snoring and so she goes to the kitchen and gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's penis, and he stops snoring. The next morning her husband wakes up and looks at his dog and looks down at himself. "I don't know what happened last night, but it appears we came in first and second."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
Anonymous

Rainbow Bread

Q: What do you call a gay loaf of bread?
A: A faguette

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Riddles
Submitted BY: youthfulcurrency

T.V. Remote

Q: Why does the TV like the remote?
A: Because it turns it on!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Technology Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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