Insects At School

Q: What do insects learn at school?
A: Mothmatics!

Marathon Students

Q: Why do marathon runners become good students?
A: Because education pays off in the long run!

Med Student

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” he says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.” The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, “What would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too.”