School Jokes

Lone Idiot

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

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Smart Ship

Q: On what kind of ships do students study?
A: Scholarships.

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Fish

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.
A: Because they travel in schools.

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