Cheerleader IQ

Q: Why are cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?
A: Because they understand.

Nail In Experiment

During my freshman biology class at North High School in Springfield, Ohio, our teacher was lecturing on the conditions in which bacteria exist. Elaborating on the acidic environment where bacteria thrive, he suggested a simple experiment. "I want you to drop a nail into a glass of Coke or Pepsi, and then observe the acidic reaction on the nail," he said. The girl sitting next to me raised her hand and asked in all seriousness, "Do you mean a real nail, or a press-on?"
-- Contributed to "Tales Out of School" by Carolyn Stickney  

SAT Revision

Q: Did you hear there is no longer an essay requirement on the SAT? 
A: Now it's just going to be called the T.