School Jokes - High School Jokes

Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Prom Booty Call

Hurry up, I only have the limo for 10 more minutes.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
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Pathetic Lawsuit

In 1989, a Union Bridge, Md., high school permitted a female student, Tawana Hammond, 17, to try out for its football team under the pressure of a federal statute that bars school discrimination on the basis of gender. On her first scrimmage, Tawana, a running back, was tackled and suffered massive internal injuries. In October 1992, she filed a $1.5 million lawsuit against the county board of education for its alleged failure to tell her how dangerous football is.

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
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