School Jokes - High School Jokes

Alabama Lineman

Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba's grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test. It was only one math problem. Everyone wanted to support Bubba out in the stands, so they held the test in the middle of the football stadium, so everyone could see. His math teacher went out to the center of the field with Bubba. It was test time. The teacher said, ''Ok, Bubba. What is six plus three?''
Bubba sat and thought. Then he said, ''nine,'' confidently.
But out in the stands, everyone was yelling, ''Aw, c'mon. Give him another chance!''

Categories: School Jokes (High School Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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Quizzical

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Anonymous

Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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