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Prom Booty Call - The King

The prom king would like to meet you... he's in my pants.

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Anonymous

Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
Anonymous

Nail In Experiment

During my freshman biology class at North High School in Springfield, Ohio, our teacher was lecturing on the conditions in which bacteria exist. Elaborating on the acidic environment where bacteria thrive, he suggested a simple experiment. "I want you to drop a nail into a glass of Coke or Pepsi, and then observe the acidic reaction on the nail," he said. The girl sitting next to me raised her hand and asked in all seriousness, "Do you mean a real nail, or a press-on?"
-- Contributed to "Tales Out of School" by Carolyn Stickney  

Categories: Math & Science Jokes , School Jokes (High School Jokes)
Submitted BY: 1996 The Reader's Digest Association, Inc.
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