School Jokes - Elementary School Jokes

Hot Frogs

Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog?
A: You'll croak in no time!

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Elementary School Fire

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

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First Day of School

Q: What did the school say to the playground about the first day of school?
A: I'll be there with bells on

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