School Jokes - Elementary School Jokes

Mom's Predictions

Q: Can your mother predict the future with cards?
A: Yes! She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home.

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Bullies

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The father says, "Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he'll stop." The kid replies, "Yeah, but he's so cute!"

Categories: School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Adult Speak

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their classmates about the most exciting thing they did during the weekend, but to use adult words in telling their stories.
First Pupil: "I visited my Nana." Teacher: "Please use adult words, you visited your Grandmother."
Second Pupil: I had a ride on a choo-choo." Teacher: "Please, you had a ride on a train."
Third Pupil: I read a whole book by myself for the first time." Teacher: "Excellent. And what was the name of the book?" Third Pupil, with a big grin: "Winnie The Shit!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Gross Jokes
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