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Course At School
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school? Yes, intercourse... you go between periods and you are expected to come.
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Georgia Math
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings. "
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Submitted BY: RichK
You Might Be A College Student
- If you average 3 hours of sleep a night
- If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't
- If you go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week
- If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy
- If you wake up 10 minutes before class
- If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them
- If your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class
- If your social life consists of a date with the library
- If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room
- If you carry less than a dollar on your person
- If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class
- If you celebrate when you find a quarter
- If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over
- If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself
- If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis
- If you get more sleep in class than in your room
- If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles
- If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo
- If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes
- If you get more e-mail than mail
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