Gutter Mind Test

The Gutter-Mind Test!

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
7. What is a 4-letter word that begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?======================================================================*** The Correct Answers ***1. talk 2. legs 3. a twenty dollar bill 4. fire truck 5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt 6. pants 7. fork 8. Almond Joy candy bar 9. grit 10. last name

911 Advice

Q: What did the 911 operator say to the caller dangling from window ledge?
A: She told him to please hold.

How Many

Q: How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?
A: It depends on how many brothers she has.