Politically Correct Country Club

Q: Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politically correct?
A: Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

Widow

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A Widow.

Guitarists Changing a Lightbulb

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".