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Prostitute and Nymph

Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

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Mickey Mouse Shot

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked.

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French Horn to Trombone

Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.

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