Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Q: Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
A: He was a boar !
T-Rex with a Hat
Q: What do you call a T-rex with a sombrero on?
A: A tyranosaurus-mex.
Jumping On The Bed
Q: How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!