Chinese Short Bus
Q: What do Chinese people name their retarded children?
A: Som Ting Wong
Q: What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?
Difference Between Black and Asian
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: What does Apple call their new iPhone 13 Pro for Chinese people?
A: The iOpener
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.