Q: What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?
Q: When are minorities not minorities?
A: When you look at crime statistics.
Black Pregnancy Test
Q: How do black women perform a pregnancy test?
A: Insert fired chicken leg into vagina, hold for 30 seconds. Remove and inspect. If a bite is missing, there's a little nigga in there.
Q: What's the best way to torture a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
Q: How come the Black population of Windsor Ontario never changes?
A: Because when the baby is born the father moves back to Detroit.