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Sensitive Man

Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

A: Because all those men already have boyfriends.

Birth Control

Q: What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills?

A: A Humanitarian.

Destination Detroit

Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?

A: Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Carpets

Q: What do you say to an Arab shaking out a carpet on his 5th floor balcony?

A: What's wrong Abdul?  Won't it start?

Distinguishing an Arab from a Terrorist

Q: How do you distinguish an arab from a terrorist?

A: You don't ..... that's the problem!