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True Redneck Girl

Q: How do you know when you have a true redneck girl?
A: When she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to spit and which one to swallow.

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Prime Weed

Q: What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?
A: The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

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Picking Up Women

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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